You can Only Lose Girls Once you Stop Trying to Lose Them
If you are constantly trying fads that should help you lose girls like: poppin your collar, a second coat of gel to get your spikes mad firm, and overt remarks about roofies, then you will only attract the girls even more.
It may sound stupid but you have to stop caring about losing them. Even try your hand at not losing them, i.e. try getting them. Tell them true stories about how you cried when your dog died, or about how you’re having doubts about football because it seems more about hurting the other players than advancing the ball.
Once they get to know the real you (like how you secretly keep a copy of the film “Love, Actually” hidden underneath your hidden porno stash) they can’t help but get lost, cause what girl will stick around to explore the ocean of emotion that you’ve been hiding within?
Yo what I really want to do is stimulate my emotionses
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So true. It’s very sad that the guys who try those maneuvers often find themselves knee-deep in girls. Who wants that?
Starcasm
29 Sep 08 at 5:18 pm
I’ve got hoes up to my elbows
And Bitches up to my knees
I need to Lose Girls
Website help me please!
Lil' Whip
1 Oct 08 at 9:08 am
what UP lil whip, i took hit of the potion
it makes the rhymin tight, all agreein with the notion
dudes like you and me we is all up on that losin
mad girlies on our ship and we selectively is choosin
if you try to get girls, yo the fad is gettin old
i login RPGs and i be hoardin all your gold.
The Sysop
1 Oct 08 at 10:05 am
Yo, change the beat up…
[4x hadouken]
Silvio
got the flow
got the lady losing skills
he don’t pay no auto-mo-bills
He keeps it really, really
and then pops a wheelie
when girlies get up on him
he tell em “Take a chilly Pilly”
Son you best
visit the website
and get your head right
and pop an RPG
and level grind it all night.
If you don’t know to confuse em
how refuse em
then best listen up and
let me teach you how to lose em.
[3X howitzer blast]
This is Margarine, leaving the scene
I’m out like Guinness stout
Love, Peace, and Apple Grease
[2X Warp Whistle]
Silvio Margarine
1 Oct 08 at 12:57 pm
Brilliantly hilarious
Drnecropolis
2 Oct 08 at 2:04 pm