Tech Talk: Equals Equals D
If your girl can’t stop instant messaging you and interrupting your online world, why not choose to lose?
maybe if i IM him now, he'll respond.
All of her distractions (e.g. text messages, emails, dinner dates) keep you from working on and promoting your blog about Lego Leaders. If you could only get your blog up and running, get a few advertisers… you’d be well on your way to the four-hour work week and making millions (like us here at HTLG).
But you ain’t gonna make millions watching romantic comedies, buddy.
Get your life on track and Lose her with this quick and easy trick. IM her back and let her know you quickly need to tell her all about your “Equals Equals D.”
When she says “What’s that?”
Respond:
(_)_)======D
(4 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Starcasm
24 Sep 08 at 8:27 pm
Oh, I think I get it…is that a penis? If I’m right, which I most certainly am, since I’m a woman, I should warn you…the implied “insult” may be misconstrued as what you are dreaming of doing to me…just a warning fellas!
txgurl
27 Sep 08 at 12:15 am
Thanks for the input, txgurl.. what you up to tonight?*
* Notice how I lose her by looking desperate to hang with her? They don’t give a domain like this to just anybody.**
** I’d like to point out that this last comment gives us cred in our claims of dudes who are in need of losing girls, and that i am not just “some Nerd who plays Halo and WOW everyday and never leaves his house!” as i’ve been accused of on by random strangers on myspace who stalk me.
The Sysop
30 Sep 08 at 6:06 pm