If it’s in the bedroom however, and in the middle of gettin jiggy with it, she wants you to dress up like Fabio… well, let’s be honest here, why not try it out, have a good time, and then never ever ever speak of it to anyone? Don’t get carried away with it though, one time’s a charm (and a gateway).

MysteryGuy - Yeah she is a keeper alright, of your soul. Look how incredibly hot those “sci fi” broads look…. Don’t fall for it, man… you guys got a good blog goin on and I don’t want to see yall give it up for some bird who all pretendin like she even SEEN any of those movies. Them gold diggaz luv their comic CONs.

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Yo Lando call me up he say “Son, we gettin blazed!”
R2 rolled a phatty and I couldn’t believe
Princess Leia was on the ship just a-waitin for me

she said “i seen you spammin sites, boy, its makin me hot
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and i said “hells nah girl, you only want my force.
do you know of my pain? because you is the source.”
i took a big magnet, it attracted her bikini
i lost that prissy ho, then i snacked on a panini
pesto, ham, and cheese (cheese cheese)
a flattened sammich is my steez (steez steez)