Manufacturing Alone Time
It’s Just You, Me, and This Shovel
You’ve heard so much about how to lose girls but no one ever tells you where to lose them.
Hey, check out this ravine!!!
I recommend a forest.
Yes it’s kind of romantic at first, but once it gets dark and you “forget” where you put the map, you can leave all your problems behind.
Remember, what happens in the woods, stays in the woods.*
*Preferably buried in slightly rocky sediment, above the water table, in a low erosion area.
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Large bodies of water are another good place to lose girls and your rock collection. Remember, anything goes in international waters.
mysteryGuy
2 Oct 08 at 3:02 pm
Thanks for the great tip, mysteryGuy! Although personally, along with losing a girl, I’d choose to lose my polka collection instead of my rock collection… if I listen to accordians for too long, it just makes me wanna break stuff.
The Sysop
7 Oct 08 at 10:39 pm