I Can See Clearly Now
That time of the month again? When your lady says she’s bored of your Wii-kend Mario Kart marathons, and insists that the two of you need to leave the house and do something? Worse yet, do something “cultural” ?
More like cult-ural. Why not lose her and live your life the way you want to. If it’s the opera this time, you’re golden because we’ve got just the trick.
Tell her you’d be happy to go, and once you get there, really go for the public display of affection thing. Hold her hand, kiss her cheek, and then tell her that’s a really good thing you brought your Opera Binoculars:
I can see clearly now, the lady's gone
Also available, Designer Reading Glasses.
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Will you be adding these custom Opera binoculars to the H.T.L.G. Store? (comes with matching crotchless briefs perhaps?)
Drnecropolis
20 Oct 08 at 1:08 pm
Store updated. Combo pack with the briefs is a great idea! Can we put you down for three orders or so?
The Sysop
20 Oct 08 at 1:50 pm
I’ll take a billion! You never know when the novelty opera binocular combo pack market may be on the rise.
Drnecropolis
22 Oct 08 at 11:12 am