I am Jack’s Wasted Sarcasm
Be funny. Really funny.
Remember that great line from Super Bad about how a gun is like a second cock? Well she doesn’t.
Remember those hilarious jokes about a pile of dead babies that were circulating in the early 90’s? She doesn’t remember those either. But if you tell them to her, she’ll always remember why you’re unfit to be a father.
Women love a guy with a sense of humor, but they hate a guy who really knows how to laugh.
Huh huh... shut up, Beavis
The more you suppress those giggles when an old lady falls, or sit stone faced while when someone says the word shitake, the harder your woman will cling to you.
They love the whiff of fake sophistication (so-fist-an-asian), so don’t fall for that trap buddy. Mentioning how funny you think Shakespeare is will only have her more enthralled with you and wanting to leave her copy of “Legally Blonde” on your coffee table.
Next time you’re out at a fine restaurant, suffering through another anniversary, and the waiter asks you what you’d like, just reply, “It’s Peanut Butter Jelly Time!” And make sure all the other guys in the restaurant can hear, cause they’ll be laughing on the inside.
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“where he at…where he at where he at where he at…there he go…there he go there he go”
“yo duuuuuuuuuude…i love that song duude…that banana dude…dancin…man..funny…that’s funny…yo Ben, funny right?”
Mina
29 Sep 08 at 7:17 pm
this song is pure entertainment…..and anyone who can’t understand that needs to be lost!
Silvio Margarine
1 Oct 08 at 1:07 pm
Any song featuring a dancing fruit singing about a sandwich is destined for greatness
Drnecropolis
2 Oct 08 at 2:09 pm
A beautiful way with words you have, Dr. N.
Have you dudes checked this out yet? Sadly it doesn’t have dancing fruit or sandwiches but I still can’t stop watching it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co6OHe4KaEc
(contains bad words, put on them headphones if ur losing girls at work)
The Sysop
7 Oct 08 at 10:55 pm
Thanks for this - great idea.
soulex
11 Nov 08 at 2:27 am
Thanks for the post, I have been having the same problems.
beksam
11 Dec 08 at 5:18 pm
I have to say, that I can not agree with you in 100%, but that’s just my opinion, which indeed could be very wrong.
p.s. You have an awesome template . Where have you got it from?
hydraulic car jack
14 Mar 09 at 7:26 am