If your waitress is being too friendly, here’s a way to make sure she doesn’t pester you for your phone number.

Let me guess... dessert is on the house too.

First, flirt a little bit.. to throw her off. Tell her about your awesome money collection, or how your Lithuanian sports car has an engine with over 1200 donkeypower per cubic deciliter (don’t worry - her femalian brain will be wowed by any number over 143).

Once you’ve got her, now you can lose her. Ask her for a tissue, when she returns with a few tissues, thank her and say that you really needed these tissues, for your boogers, then loudly blow your nose, and say “these boogers right here!!!” while prominently displaying the boogers.

And remember: “lose her” without the “he” is just a loser!