This is a self-help website. Believe in your self. Your real self.

Of course girls will want to date you, have sex with you, and marry you if you buy them chocolates, roses, and remember events like their “birthdays”. This is exactly what society wants you to do. How else will they control you, your paycheck, and your testicles?

sex in the city?only if the city is hyrule, baby.

By being your true self, you’ll awaken the real man within and be able to seek out a more pure existence. Has the lady in your life ever said “Hey, you should spend more time doing the things you like. Go play some video games”?

No, of course not, because she knows how happy that would make you. Evolution has designed the male brain to enjoy violence, the gathering of magical armor, and screaming at 12 year olds through a wireless headset. These same male brains designed video games to allow for the enjoyment of these activities.

So next time you explain the difference between an android and a cyborg and your lady and she replies with “who cares?”
Tell her the truth, “I cares, bitch”, the real I.

Begin your journey here.

HTLG is illustrated by sharon actor and co-written with sir aalap patel.